Hold the phone, things just got gay.
Those who know me know I'm in favor of hiring a basset hound, and said so in 2011 many times. It would cost us about a grand to even begin negotiations with one, but once we do I think we could land one at well under whatever it would cost to hire the vcu retard.
Not on board with whoever Jim wants to hire. He's drunk most of the time and I think he wanted to hire Johnson and Hurley last time. Johnson has home losses to SC Upstate and UNC Greensboro this year (how would our fans react to that!) and Hurley literally might be the only coach in the A10 we can consistently beat.
I would put up with Jim's shenanigans for a car ride and cabin time with Tommy though.
A few rejoinders to my old Broadside pal Chris:
1. I am not drunk "most of the time." I work very hard to keep the percentage at 49.999 percent to appease my wife and my boss.
2. I absolutely would've preferred James Johnson to Hewitt, and still believe he'd be a better pick long term. He's digging out of a mess inherited from dumbass Uncle Fester's departure and it's going to take some time. But maybe I'm biased because I really like JJ personally ... or perhaps I'm just drunk.
3. I don't recall advocating for any Hurleys, but if I did, I'd prefer Bob Hurley Sr. He's the only member of that family who's proven dick as a coach.
4. I'd also support hiring a basset hound if it meant we could finally get rid of the clown we currently employ. My Sheltie would be jealous, but tough shit for him -- he can't even play fetch without screwing up.