F you guys.
Go and have all your parties with all your new friends! I can see it now. You and all the knee-jerk, bleeding-heart liberals, sipping tea and playing patty-cake. And those useless hippie pot-heads, those commie-pinko leftists. The bunny huggers, the pillow biters... and those beastly man-haters, tell those chicks to shave their pits then call me! And those gosh darn whiny crybaby minorities, you can keep them all!
So, I presume that you are protesting the change of our mascot from the Patriots to the Whopping Cranes?