Paul Hewitt has officially been let go.

[CLP]

 

[Pikapppatri8]

ahhh... I see you're using the Big Red Vagina Replica season ticket holder gift to full use.

Not really - just had a meeting with our senior recruiting manager - an amazing team member with a well constructed 26 year old frame, innocent deep eyes, and a caboose that twitches to a rhythm that could seduce any holy man into carnal sin when she walks. Even mentioning big red in the same thought as this creature is a crime.

 

[Old Man]

Collateral damage, maybe?

https://twitter.com/GilbertAhmad/status/577456724476571648

I don't really want to sound nasty and Ahmad if you're reading the boards, I'd love for you to stay ... BUT if you were coming to play for Coach Hewitt and not to play for Mason, then goodbye and I wish you the best of luck in your future basketball endeavors.

 

[p8triotfan4life]

happiest day in the past 4 years other than getting married. THANK GOD!

 

[Herndon]

Not really - just had a meeting with our senior recruiting manager - an amazing team member with a well constructed 26 year old frame, innocent deep eyes, and a caboose that twitches to a rhythm that could seduce any holy man into carnal sin when she walks. Even mentioning big red in the same thought as this creature is a crime.

Recruiters are INVARIABLY hot girls.

 

[Patriot Lawdog]

121 members on the boards right now!

People just want to be given hope!!

 

[Pikapppatri8]

Recruiters are INVARIABLY hot girls.

Not just hot but very intelligent and good at what she does. Everytime we finish a meeting I suffer from post traumatic stress disorder.

 

[MasonCrew]

Ah... young love, like a shooting star: beautiful yet... fleeting

 

[Pikapppatri8]

Ah... young love, like a shooting star: beautiful yet... fleeting

Not love - I am a happily married man - but you have to render unto Ceasar what is Ceasar's. I am only human.

 

[Quentin Daniels]

Nothing to add, just wanted to get this subject line back to the top.

It's been a long time, too long, in coming.

 

[JimP]

All hail Brad Edwards and Angel Cabrera! I, for one, will have a lot more fun watching March Madness this year knowing that GMU has a new coach for next year.

 

[gmutom]

Wait, does this mean we don't get to light Jollay on fire?

 

[GMUSSTN]

Wait, does this mean we don't get to light Jollay on fire?

Just get him drunk and push him towards where they're launching the homecoming fireworks. From there it's fate.

 

[KAOriginal]

Wait, does this mean we don't get to light Jollay on fire?

No we absolutely still should....

 

[Pikapppatri8]

No we absolutely still should....

I am still the point man to piss on him - right?

 

[Washingtonian]

Chris Durlak ‏@cdurlak 3h3 hours ago
Will miss @CoachKreider great guy, always fun to chat with. A fellow central Pennsylvanian. Hope he lands in a great spot. #MasonMBB

 

[KAOriginal]

I am still the point man to piss on him - right?

Nothing changes from the original plan. Game On!

 

[sigmanorm]

Chris Durlak ‏@cdurlak 3h3 hours ago
Will miss @CoachKreider great guy, always fun to chat with. A fellow central Pennsylvanian. Hope he lands in a great spot. #MasonMBB

I messaged with Chris today. Like that guy. I wished him well as I did to Skeeters. Good dudes.

 

[TweederGMU]

PARTY AT BRIONS GRILLE TONIGHT!!!!!

 

[gmujim92]

Heavy drinking and furious masturbation....

In other words, just like any other day.