An open letter from Logy, the new logo:
“Hi I'm Logy, the new George Mason University logo. I hear a lot of you are not happy with me. Trust me, I understand. I look really plain, boring, stupid and I don't do a very good job at symbolizing the ideals the administration wants to project.
Well you know, a lot of you look plain boring and stupid and I bet a lot of you aren't really good at your jobs either..... Sorry, I'm just a little frustrated. It's been quite a trying week.
I tried to tell them that I don't really feel this is the best place for me. But they insisted "No!, You're it, man! You are what is going to propel us in the future!". When I would ask exactly how i am going to do that, they either changed the subject, ordered lunch or Darrell Green would start juggling bowling pins for some reason.
For a second there, they actually had me believing that I didn't look like a complete waste of time, resources and bowling pins. I actually thought I didn't look like something that belonged in a playground designed in the 80's. However when I was released, all my worst fears came to fruition.
Thanks to coach Skinn, I'll look a lot better with multiple A10 championship banners with me on them. And with all this winning comes more money, more donations to get rid of me. I don't like this situation any more than you. We both want the same thing, to retire me as the Mason logo. I don't need this shit at my age.”