Goodbye Keyshawn Hall

[gmutom]

My sources are telling me he wants a building on campus named after him and wants it to be called "Keyshawn Hall Hall."

 

[gmubrian]

Lots of drama with a couple tweets followed by deleted tweets (The "I don't know why I didn't get played in the tourney" tweet and "The draft/portal tweet"). Seems like his PR strategy is a little chaotic at this point.

Tangent to that, what is the benefit of declaring for the draft and going to the portal at the same time. It seems to me that declaring for the draft would significantly reduce the interest you receive in the portal. What am I missing?

 

[Leesburg Chankenstank III]

My sources are telling me he wants a building on campus named after him and wants it to be called "Keyshawn Hall Hall."

In order to get an autograph, you must log on to his app and get your “Hall Pass”

He has an NIL deal with Quaker Oats. You get a free packet of oatmeal with every purchase of a Keyshawn Hall poster. The promotion is called “Hall & Oats”

 

[MasonFanatic]

My sources are telling me he wants a building on campus named after him and wants it to be called "Keyshawn Hall Hall."

So he wants the keys to Keyshawn Hall Hall?

 

[gmujim92]

Lots of drama with a couple tweets followed by deleted tweets (The "I don't know why I didn't get played in the tourney" tweet and "The draft/portal tweet"). Seems like his PR strategy is a little chaotic at this point.

Tangent to that, what is the benefit of declaring for the draft and going to the portal at the same time. It seems to me that declaring for the draft would significantly reduce the interest you receive in the portal. What am I missing?

I think guys do that when they know they’re not gonna get drafted but want to go through the pre-draft evaluation process — it’s telling other schools, unless something weird happens and I get picked in the first round I’ll see you in the portal.

 

[Patriot8]

Lots of drama with a couple tweets followed by deleted tweets (The "I don't know why I didn't get played in the tourney" tweet and "The draft/portal tweet"). Seems like his PR strategy is a little chaotic at this point.

Tangent to that, what is the benefit of declaring for the draft and going to the portal at the same time. It seems to me that declaring for the draft would significantly reduce the interest you receive in the portal. What am I missing?

Probably means he is going to go through the draft evaluation process while maintaining his eligibility.

Edit: I basically repeated what Jim said.

 

[MasonFanatic]

Tangent to that, what is the benefit of declaring for the draft and going to the portal at the same time. It seems to me that declaring for the draft would significantly reduce the interest you receive in the portal. What am I missing?

The NBA allows you to go through the NBA draft evaluation process, then withdraw and return to school with that evaluation in hand, as a to do list. Declaring is a way to get attention, and also telling prospective college teams that you're looking for the program that can develop you into an NBA player.

Much like with Josh Oduro a year or two ago, I assume he'll be coming back to school (a school, not necessarily Mason) unless some team gives him a first round pick projection.

Edit: I was too wordy and other beat me to it, haha

 

[GreenLantern]

So he wants the keys to Keyshawn Hall Hall?

Giving a Hallmark card is key to getting the keys to Keyshawn Hall Hall

 

[bravesfan]

There, official:

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1772337218062819384

View: https://twitter.com/xkeyy2/status/1772337218062819384/photo/1

 

[tblack33]

Well I guess no crow has to be eaten by anyone on these boards. Good riddance.

 

[dr. gunnie]

Addition by subtraction. While he might have put up great numbers, we became a better team today.

 

[Patriot8]

 

[gmujim92]

Addition by subtraction.

What I’m saying about my Twitter follows lol

 

[mkaufman1]

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[thebiasedannouncer]

There, official:

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1772337218062819384

View: https://twitter.com/xkeyy2/status/1772337218062819384/photo/1

Good riddance and goodbye

 

[dr. gunnie]

We need to get that Urgent Care doctor on staff. It's amazing how they were able to find that ankle injury that all of our other doctors missed.

 

[GSII]

Haaaaa...nba....haaaaaa

 

[dr. gunnie]

And a big shout out to the Washington Post for healing Keyshawn. It's shocking how quickly a narcissist will heal when a national article is dangled in front of them.

 

[GreenLantern]

We were a better team after he suffered that horrific ankle injury. I heard amputation was considered and eventually used to remove a cancerous player

 

[gmujim92]

Nothing personal on my end, but if you had told me we could only keep 2 of Baraka, Darius and Key this offseason, we got the ones we really needed.

Key will get his numbers and cash somewhere else, but he was never gonna be a guy to build a team around.