2017-18 Schedule Thread

[dr. gunnie]

Made my hotel and dinner reservations last night - we are in!

 

[CHRISTOPHER JAMES JOLLAY]

Smart move getting those dinner reservations in. Ryan's all-you-can-eat buffet in Louisville is like Dorsia in the Big Apple as far as getting a table.

At least two months in advance. At least.

 

[The Great PATSby]

But if they do I will post it here in case like 15-20 guys want to pool resources.

 

[dr. gunnie]

Smart move getting those dinner reservations in. Ryan's all-you-can-eat buffet in Louisville is like Dorsia in the Big Apple as far as getting a table.

At least two months in advance. At least.

Claudia Sanders Dinner House is $$$. Best fried chicken anywhere. Wasn’t going to miss the opportunity to go back there... and if all goes to plan, I plan on gaining back all the weight loss in one meal.

 

[Pikapppatri8]

I am not sure I can go to Louisville now because I exhausted a lot of political capital by buying a sports car. My wife let me buy the sports car but now I probably have to go to Richmond to watch her run a bullshit marathon in like eight hours that day. God I hate Richmond.

Anyway, if I'm lucky and maybe perform oral sex one night I may be able to lead a small strike team into Lousiville on Saturday to soften up the city's defenses. Plus my mammie and grandparents are buried in Louisville so I like to go to there and pray to their graves and stuff and wish death on my family's enemies and stuff.

If anybody is interested there is a pretty good strip bar near Churchill Downs that when I was kid always wanted to go in because I thought was a toy store. I will probably go there with my strike team if I arrive on Saturday.

Christopher

I would pay good money to be in that entourage.

 

[Pikapppatri8]

I am not sure I can go to Louisville now because I exhausted a lot of political capital by buying a sports car. My wife let me buy the sports car but now I probably have to go to Richmond to watch her run a bullshit marathon in like eight hours that day. God I hate Richmond.

Anyway, if I'm lucky and maybe perform oral sex one night I may be able to lead a small strike team into Lousiville on Saturday to soften up the city's defenses. Plus my mammie and grandparents are buried in Louisville so I like to go to there and pray to their graves and stuff and wish death on my family's enemies and stuff.

If anybody is interested there is a pretty good strip bar near Churchill Downs that when I was kid always wanted to go in because I thought was a toy store. I will probably go there with my strike team if I arrive on Saturday.

Christopher

So the real question - what kind of sports car. That will determine how much oral sex or chores you will need to offer to the wife.

Keep in mind - while the 18-29 year old girl crowd appreciate the dine at the Y experience - your older ladies will cook you your favorite meals and home made apple pies for a week. And stop bitching about the football on tv on Sundays. Well worth the time, effort, and awkward body positioning.

Just remember the lemon juice and wet naps.

 

[MasonSAE4]

Going to the SEC championship game Dec. 2 and then Mason/Auburn Dec. 3. Time to see how uninterested SEC girls are in me.

 

[MasonSAE4]

So the real question - what kind of sports car. That will determine how much oral sex or chores you will need to offer to the wife.

Keep in mind - while the 18-29 year old girl crowd appreciate the dine at the Y experience - your older ladies will cook you your favorite meals and home made apple pies for a week. And stop bitching about the football on tv on Sundays. Well worth the time, effort, and awkward body positioning.

Just remember the lemon juice and wet naps.

I like how you were gone on us for a while there and then popped up at the first mention of munching box

 

[CHRISTOPHER JAMES JOLLAY]

Claudia Sanders Dinner House is $$$. Best fried chicken anywhere. Wasn’t going to miss the opportunity to go back there... and if all goes to plan, I plan on gaining back all the weight loss in one meal.

Oooh, can't argue with any of that...

 

[CHRISTOPHER JAMES JOLLAY]

So the real question - what kind of sports car. That will determine how much oral sex or chores you will need to offer to the wife.

Keep in mind - while the 18-29 year old girl crowd appreciate the dine at the Y experience - your older ladies will cook you your favorite meals and home made apple pies for a week. And stop bitching about the football on tv on Sundays. Well worth the time, effort, and awkward body positioning.

Just remember the lemon juice and wet naps.

2008 Shelby Cobra. 500 horseys and pisses off the neighbors. Love it.

Good points.

 

[CHRISTOPHER JAMES JOLLAY]

Going to the SEC championship game Dec. 2 and then Mason/Auburn Dec. 3. Time to see how uninterested SEC girls are in me.

Literally every time I watch an SEC game I wonder why I didn't go to one of the schools.

No, dude, hotties are interested in regular dudes down there. Just drop some $$$$$$$$$$$$

 

[gmujim92]

2008 Shelby Cobra. 500 horseys and pisses off the neighbors. Love it.

Good points.

My dream car. Gotta wait til my daughter is done with college, then I'm getting one too.

 

[MasonSAE4]

Literally every time I watch an SEC game I wonder why I didn't go to one of the schools.

No, dude, hotties are interested in regular dudes down there. Just drop some $$$$$$$$$$$$

What happens if I'm ugly AND poor?

 

[CHRISTOPHER JAMES JOLLAY]

What happens if I'm ugly AND poor?

I guess you stay somewhat sober and just wait until some drunk good ol boy mistreats his girl and you beat the shit out of him and she is grateful.

Now if you're ugly and poor AND weak, then I guess you just go to Crazy Horse or something.

 

[CHRISTOPHER JAMES JOLLAY]

Jeez, I guess you can't go to Crazy Horse if you're poor.

How much do roofies cost nowadays?

 

[gmujim92]

What happens if I'm ugly AND poor?

There's always Rosie Palmer.

 

[MasonSAE4]

I guess you stay somewhat sober and just wait until some drunk good ol boy mistreats his girl and you beat the shit out of him and she is grateful.

Now if you're ugly and poor AND weak, then I guess you just go to Crazy Horse or something.

Thankfully I'm poor by Nova standards but by Alabama standards I'm f**king royalty

 

[CHRISTOPHER JAMES JOLLAY]

Thankfully I'm poor by Nova standards but by Alabama standards I'm f*cking royalty

Bahahahahha

Although, for anyone reading this I have two words for you:

Huntsville, Alabama

If you're imfedded you know what I'm talking about. $$$$$$ Won't be poor there too much longer.

 

[MasonSAE4]

If the girls at Auburn are half as good looking as the ones I saw in Tuscaloosa my girlfriend is on borrowed time

 

[Pikapppatri8]

I like how you were gone on us for a while there and then popped up at the first mention of munching box

It has been a busy summer for work. Got new client in San Antonio, Texas.

But let’s be honest — talking About tongue lashing the sweet panini is like putting the bat light in the sky and not having Batman show up on the roof.

It’s my calling.