2017-18 Schedule Thread

MasonFanatic

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GIVING DAY 2023
This is the conference schedule release, now Mason can get to work on selling the games that the A10 conference-level partners didn't pick up. That will include regional broadcasts on MASN/CSN/etc and also anything they work out with road team partners like PSU/BTN. So it may yet happen.
Do they show Mason games? I've never watched a game there.
Yes. At least they used to. Haven't been for a few years.
 

gmujim92

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GIVING DAY 2023
I live about 3 1/2 hours from Louisville, so i'll be partying there.

It's 9 hours for me so I will be watching on TV unless I hit the Powerball between now and then. In that case, I will purchase a private jet, christen it Debauchery 1 and fly to Kentucky with a dozen strippers in tow.
 
I am not sure I can go to Louisville now because I exhausted a lot of political capital by buying a sports car. My wife let me buy the sports car but now I probably have to go to Richmond to watch her run a bullshit marathon in like eight hours that day. God I hate Richmond.

Anyway, if I'm lucky and maybe perform oral sex one night I may be able to lead a small strike team into Lousiville on Saturday to soften up the city's defenses. Plus my mammie and grandparents are buried in Louisville so I like to go to there and pray to their graves and stuff and wish death on my family's enemies and stuff.

If anybody is interested there is a pretty good strip bar near Churchill Downs that when I was kid always wanted to go in because I thought was a toy store. I will probably go there with my strike team if I arrive on Saturday.

Christopher
 

Patriot8

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Anyway, if I'm lucky and maybe perform oral sex one night I may be able to lead a small strike team into Lousiville on Saturday to soften up the city's defenses. Plus my mammie and grandparents are buried in Louisville so I like to go to there and pray to their graves and stuff and wish death on my family's enemies and stuff.
This paragraph has everything..
 

GMUSig03

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I am not sure I can go to Louisville now because I exhausted a lot of political capital by buying a sports car. My wife let me buy the sports car but now I probably have to go to Richmond to watch her run a bullshit marathon in like eight hours that day. God I hate Richmond.

Anyway, if I'm lucky and maybe perform oral sex one night I may be able to lead a small strike team into Lousiville on Saturday to soften up the city's defenses. Plus my mammie and grandparents are buried in Louisville so I like to go to there and pray to their graves and stuff and wish death on my family's enemies and stuff.

If anybody is interested there is a pretty good strip bar near Churchill Downs that when I was kid always wanted to go in because I thought was a toy store. I will probably go there with my strike team if I arrive on Saturday.

Christopher

Classic Jollay!

The best thing about these types of posts of his is trying to figure out how much truth there is to the post. I suspect it is a higher percentage than most posters think ;)
 

Five Two

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I am not sure I can go to Louisville now because I exhausted a lot of political capital by buying a sports car. My wife let me buy the sports car but now I probably have to go to Richmond to watch her run a bullshit marathon in like eight hours that day. God I hate Richmond.

Anyway, if I'm lucky and maybe perform oral sex one night I may be able to lead a small strike team into Lousiville on Saturday to soften up the city's defenses. Plus my mammie and grandparents are buried in Louisville so I like to go to there and pray to their graves and stuff and wish death on my family's enemies and stuff.

If anybody is interested there is a pretty good strip bar near Churchill Downs that when I was kid always wanted to go in because I thought was a toy store. I will probably go there with my strike team if I arrive on Saturday.

Christopher
Post of the year
but that's like saying Michael Jordan should have won the MVP each year
 
Classic Jollay!

The best thing about these types of posts of his is trying to figure out how much truth there is to the post. I suspect it is a higher percentage than most posters think ;)

Literally this post is 100% true except for the oral sex part.

To be perfectly honest I was only into giving that stuff to girls in the 18-29 range.

More likely I like do the dishes or wash the windows or some shit. I mean, I love my wife but crap, we're getting close to 50.

Plus it's hard to tell where a lot of odors come from in our bed. We have two dogs and a little ragamuffin kid that crawl in my bed constantly and once I take my contact lenses out I'm pretty goddamned likely to get confused, to be honest. I can't be sure which odor is emanating from where, so I can't really take any chances, if you know what I mean.

Louisville is just up in the air at this point.
 

gmujim92

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GIVING DAY 2023
Literally this post is 100% true except for the oral sex part.

To be perfectly honest I was only into giving that stuff to girls in the 18-29 range.

More likely I like do the dishes or wash the windows or some shit. I mean, I love my wife but crap, we're getting close to 50.

Plus it's hard to tell where a lot of odors come from in our bed. We have two dogs and a little ragamuffin kid that crawl in my bed constantly and once I take my contact lenses out I'm pretty goddamned likely to get confused, to be honest. I can't be sure which odor is emanating from where, so I can't really take any chances, if you know what I mean.

Louisville is just up in the air at this point.

I would say TMI, but ... Jollay.
 

Washingtonian

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I asked James about the Louisville game. Louisville's website is not advertising individual game tickets, but usually the opponent gets an allotment to do with what they please.

He said that Mason is getting an allotment and they are in the process of getting word out to the season ticket holders. Tickets are going to cost $49 (and maybe more if fees are involved).

If anyone is looking for airfare, there are some cheap flight by flying into Cincinnati which is about 90 minutes away.
 
I looked into getting a suite but shocker the jack-a-ninnies at U of L never got back to me. But if they do I will post it here in case like 15-20 guys want to pool resources.

All suites do come with a complimentary bucket of KFC.

But now I'm not sure I can go anyway. See above.
 
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