(Official) Mrs. Russell Turner Thread

Fro

Recruit
Good to see you here Fro. My oldest son still fondly recalls when you spilled beer on him at a CAA Tournament in the CAAZone room. He said that is when he lost his beer virginity at the age of 9. He is 17 now and is dating an 18 year old. I think it has everything to do with you.

What a fabulous ambassador for life I am. Back to the confessional...

As for my absence, I have tried to live my father's axiom,"if you have nothing nice to say, etc."
 
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sunnydee

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Maybe he didn't want to hang with all you dummies in Washington DC. You offered more money and a location closer to home and he still wouldn't take your job. Must be tough, huh guys?

UC Irvine>George Mason. Deal with it.
 

Quentin Daniels

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This is Michael Wilder, a 3 year starter at the four, at 6'3". Unpretentious style of play, tough. From Long Beach Wilson. Had he been 6'6", he'd be in the league. Terrific young man with s bright future.

Bullshit it is!! That's coffee black of the Flint Tropics.

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What kind of stunts you guys in Irvine pulling - putting in semi-pro players on a college team.

My sourzes are now telling me that I'm glad Turner isn't coming here and that's only 99% bitterness speaking.
 

Pikapppatri8

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Maybe he didn't want to hang with all you dummies in Washington DC. You offered more money and a location closer to home and he still wouldn't take your job. Must be tough, huh guys?

UC Irvine>George Mason. Deal with it.

Ahhh we have one of the fuzzy headed, tree hugging, granola munching, stoned hippies from one of the western territories chiming in - it seems Turner wanted to get out of the small little UC Irvine seen but his wife didn't.

Feel free to go back to burning bags - you still have to deal with the fact that the best part of you ran down your mother's leg after she got out of the adult movie theater with the alley cat that ended up being your dad.

George Mason still > UC Irvine - school of traitors.
 

bravesfan

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GIVING DAY 2023
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Maybe he didn't want to hang with all you dummies in Washington DC. You offered more money and a location closer to home and he still wouldn't take your job. Must be tough, huh guys?

UC Irvine>George Mason. Deal with it.

Let's at least be accurate here:

A woman's, uhm, "fun house" > George Mason.
 

GSII

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UCI...come get your UTI From all our USA flag burning, hating student body.
 
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