L must really respect my opinion. At halftime, he asked me for advice, as his team just isn't responding.
I told him. I said, "Jim. What are you before all else?" He asked me, he said, "What, Christopher?"
I said, "Jim. You are a whore for media attention and money. There will be no more money after you're shut out of the NCAAs again, but why not continue to be a complete media whore along the way? You already leaked to ESPN how you took time out to call a dying man, why not invite the cameras into the locker room right now, and you can give a rousing speech like you did with us before Notre Dame kicked the shit out of us in Denver?? Nobody outside Mason remembers that game, coach! They just remember the rousing speech you gave in front of the cameras!!!"
Jim just smiled at me and said "Jollay, you're right!" He then gave one of his famous L whistles to attract the media and they followed him in the hurricanes' love cave. He then gave that same speech, to the letter, and although it wasn't really in the right context, he gave it in his home language of Spanish and everyone couldn't understand him, but just his tone fired everyone up anyway!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SO LETS GET EM HURRICANES!!!!!!!!!