Steve33
Sixth Man
Just turned 40 last week
Me too. Ive been 40 for exactly a week now.
Just turned 40 last week
Well, I'm 45 years old and let me tell you, Jordan, when you get to be my age, it's nothing but problems.
Here are some of the things I've been dealing with lately:
Sexual dysfunction
Hemorrhoids
More sexual dysfunction
Increased bowel movements
Strange shaped bowel movements
Pain in the a** neighbors
Bills
An Enlarged pancreas
Insubordination from my son
Decreasing eyesight
A rapidly shrinking pancreas
Car tax
Wife nagging me
Bad liver
Leak in the basement
Mason bothering me all the time for donations
Raccoons in my garbage
Polar Bears
Thanks for the advice fellas but I'm not going to start avoiding glory holes and eating vegetables just because I'm not 18 anymore. But thanks.
I meant to mention that I've seen Jordan play a couple times and I like his game. Forgot. Sometimes I get to rambling now that I'm in the Fox News, Price is Right demographic.
Saw him waking the concourse after the Lafayette game, new intro and atmosphere of the game must have sealed the deal.https://twitter.com/PaulsenDave/status/930231559260696576
Jordan Miller is official.
Spinach my friend. Cleans up the intestines and dumps nitric oxide into the system which solves the dysfunction.
Popeye wasn't just a cartoon but a life lesson......
Well, I'm 45 years old and let me tell you, Jordan, when you get to be my age, it's nothing but problems.
Here are some of the things I've been dealing with lately:
Sexual dysfunction
Hemorrhoids
More sexual dysfunction
Increased bowel movements
Strange shaped bowel movements
Pain in the a** neighbors
Bills
An Enlarged pancreas
Insubordination from my son
Decreasing eyesight
A rapidly shrinking pancreas
Car tax
Wife nagging me
Bad liver
Leak in the basement
Mason bothering me all the time for donations
Raccoons in my garbage
Polar Bears
Jordan is on the Capital Allstars squad in the Capital Classic this Friday Night at Catholic.
https://twitter.com/capitolhoops/status/988833338755514368
Way to get the scoop on this late-breaking news!