Thread about pulling your pud, mfers!

[gmujim92]

What does it say for this board that a discussion about jerking off is more interesting and insightful than most of the commentary on our team?

 

[GMU_DCU]

What does it say for this board that a discussion about jerking off is more interesting and insightful than most of the commentary on our team?

Message board posters are a dying breed sadly.

 

[MasonSAE4]

If you really want something to choke the chicken to, the Richmond boards are better than Pornhub right now.

 

[gmujim92]

If you really want something to choke the chicken to, the Richmond boards are better than Pornhub right now.

Senior citizen bukkake. An acquired taste, or so I've been told.

 

[Quentin Daniels]

I prefer "hand firing the meat musket" but to each their own.

I prefer actually getting laid.

 

[Pikapppatri8]

I prefer actually getting laid.

Some of the younger unmarried guys are not as lucky as us older married guys.

I am just cleaning one bathroom away from getting some.

 

[phoenix-arizona]

 

[Quentin Daniels]

Some of the younger unmarried guys are not as lucky as us older married guys.

I am just cleaning one bathroom away from getting some.

I got you.

I sent my wife a pic of the unloaded dishwasher yesterday. Or as we refer to it, married sexting.

 

[Pikapppatri8]

I got you.

I sent my wife a pic of the unloaded dishwasher yesterday. Or as we refer to it, married sexting.

its amazing what counts as romance in long term marriages. If I do laundry or cook dinner as a surprise - its like female viagra.

Sometimes I will ask to be allowed to watch a football game in piece in lieu of sex -- depending on mood.

 

[MasonCrew]

This is my favorite thread. I've known mkaufman1 since freshman year and am surprised he hasn't been very active on this thread?

 

[phoenix-arizona]

Let the heathen spill theirs
On the dusty ground.
God shall make them pay for
Each sperm that can't be found.

I've got no option but to sell you all for scientific experiments....

 

[Pikapppatri8]

Let the heathen spill theirs
On the dusty ground.
God shall make them pay for
Each sperm that can't be found.

I've got no option but to sell you all for scientific experiments....

that was a great movie

 

[mkaufman1]

This is my favorite thread. I've known mkaufman1 since freshman year and am surprised he hasn't been very active on this thread?

( happy now lol)