Thread about pulling your pud, mfers!

[Herndon]

Hot diggity damn, y'all! We've got college hoops back, and Mason has great things ahead of it.

Another year removed from the virus, Otis as an upper class man, absolutely no experience up front, an army of wings, this team has it all.

I'm looking forward to a season of thrills, chills, 5 guard lineups, loosened collars ringed with sweat, and if all breaks right a winning record in the a10.

I'm genuinely excited. This is going to be fun, and a really easy team to root for. Go Mason! Go Patriots! Represent Nova! Kick a**, take names!

 

[MasonCrew]

Cranked one down this morning thinking about it.

 

[Pikapppatri8]

Cranked one down this morning thinking about it.

might need to explain that bit of verbiage.

 

[MasonCrew]

Haha cranking one down = masturbating.

 

[GMUgemini]

Haha cranking one down = masturbating.

 

[Pikapppatri8]

Haha cranking one down = masturbating.

You learn something new everyday


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[gmujim92]

I think we've all heard of "rubbing one out," but "cranking one down" is a new one for me.

Regardless, doing either one while thinking about Mason basketball is kinda weird.

 

[gmutom]

I think we've all heard of "running one out..."

 

[CHRISTOPHER JAMES JOLLAY]

I was the under the impression that "cranked one down" was swallowing one's own business.

I'm more a, "one out" guy, not really a "one down," but you know, brave new world I guess.

 

[MasonCrew]

Cranking down is the term for when there's more passion. All the tenderness is removed, and your body recognizes there's something bigger than it at stake.

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Crankin down
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Crank down

On a side note, I just bought a really nice new jacket. So if you see me at games please tell me it looks good, so that I can feel justified in my purchase. It's the Quicksilver Mamatus.

 

[Pikapppatri8]

I think we've all heard of "rubbing one out," but "cranking one down" is a new one for me.

Regardless, doing either one while thinking about Mason basketball is kinda weird.

MasonCrew has always been on the cutting edge of these things.

I asked my oldest son (Pikapp and Mason Student) and he was clueless on that one. I guess that was a parenting failure on my part.

 

[Herndon]

MasonCrew has always been on the cutting edge of these things.

I asked my oldest son (Pikapp and Mason Student) and he was clueless on that one. I guess that was a parenting failure on my part.

If your son is a college student, he knows all about it. He may not know the terminology, but he's an expert on the mechanics.

 

[Pikapppatri8]

If your son is a college student, he knows all about it. He may not know the terminology, but he's an expert on the mechanics.

Oh he knows the mechanics - I was referring to the terminology. I think he term used by him and his comrades is flogging the bishop.


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[MasonCrew]

lol at "Flogging the Bishop"

 

[Pikapppatri8]

lol at "Flogging the Bishop"

it’s funny but he has women dropping at his feet. Not sure why - but he always has a two or three at his dorm and coming home with him.,

 

[MasonCrew]

Haha I just loved the term. Might start using it. My goal, as always, is to use terms like this in business meetings. I think this one is very doable.

 

[Leesburg Chankenstank III]

Haha I just loved the term. Might start using it. My goal, as always, is to use terms like this in business meetings. I think this one is very doable.

Masturbation is cool and surprisingly has an interesting history. Apparently it comes (no pun intended) from the Latin root “Mastur bari” meaning “rape with hand”

Enjoy this brief history of Masturbation .... It is safe for work, (NNN) no napkins needed.

 

[MasonSAE4]

I prefer "hand firing the meat musket" but to each their own.

 

[Leesburg Chankenstank III]

Oops forgot to post the link

View: https://youtu.be/qgvtTAHw7UA

 

[MasonCrew]

Hmm that is interesting. My name is Nathanael and sometimes I go by masturnate.