The George Mason Basketball Experience

[CHRISTOPHER JAMES JOLLAY]

I am likely the only person on this board that has actually dunked in an intramural game.

Though I did get t'd up for being lifted in the air by my male cheerleader fraternity brother

Hopefully he got a nice look up your SKIRT

See you on the court, VERDAD

(sorry I like to run my mouth, has gotten me beat up on occasion)

 

[99 Patriot]

Signed up this morning. Smart on them to ask for health insurance and emergency contact information up front. Here's hoping Planet Nova is doing a pop-up that Saturday night so we can all grab drinks and exaggerate about how good we were.

 

[bravesfan]

Need a rim touching contest for the boards.

 

[Patriotsince81]

Need a rim touching contest for the boards.

Ah where is Vallance when you need him?

 

[GreenLantern]

Since my shoulder issues won't allow me to lift my arms hardly, I'm perfect for this!

 

[CHRISTOPHER JAMES JOLLAY]

Since my shoulder issues won't allow me to lift my arms hardly, I'm perfect for this!

Lantern can set some silly picks for

Jumpshot Jollay

 

[TweederGMU]

I am likely the only person on this board that has actually dunked in an intramural game.

Though I did get t'd up for being lifted in the air by my male cheerleader fraternity brother

Was there for this. Hysterical beatdown and then this dunk happens.... changed the entire vibe of the gym.

I wonder who T'd you up!?

 

[TweederGMU]

Lantern can set some silly picks for

Jumpshot Jollay

The Jollay man sure can post up and has silly post moves down low.... not even Deon Cooper could guard Jollay.

Feed him and feed him often

 

[jessej]

Need a rim touching contest for the boards.

probably should start with the bottom of the net

 

[tblack33]

probably should start with the bottom of the net

I've met some of the posters here, we need to start with being able to slide a piece of printer paper under our feet when we jump.

 

[CHRISTOPHER JAMES JOLLAY]

I've met some of the posters here, we need to start with being able to slide a piece of printer paper under our feet when we jump.

This is why we must train and for the 45 plus crowd take andro with testaterone suppies

Unless Kim is drug testing us first? Is he drug testing us first?

I dont want to ruin my dream

 

[bravesfan]

Jollay's gonna double up that pre-workout... running around like R. Kelly at a Girl Scout convention.

 

[sleeperpick]

I've met some of the posters here, we need to start with being able to slide a piece of printer paper under our feet when we jump.

ah the Jarod Reuter!

 

[Verdad]

Was there for this. Hysterical beatdown and then this dunk happens.... changed the entire vibe of the gym.

I wonder who T'd you up!?

Probably same poster on this board who called me out for my bat flip after a homerun in intramural softball (single with 2 errors, homerun, whatever). Hanging on the rim and screaming for several seconds probably didn't help

 

[Quentin Daniels]

Ah where is Vallance when you need him?

He changed his screen name to ACW. Then to DJ3. And is now going by @Falco.

Seriously, that's him. Don't be fooled.

 

[GSII]

Is the Dr busy making a jersey for this event???

 

[CHRISTOPHER JAMES JOLLAY]

Day 1 of my training regimen is complete.

The first step was to drive to Walmart and procure some Primatene Mist tablets after signing an agreement to not use them to make meth or whatever drug they can be used to make.

Then, I got right at the large hill on my street. Back in the college fieldhouse days I used to run the hill there...I had a couple of Zetas I would carry up and down on my back to increase resistance.

My wife is a Zeta, but she could stand to lose a hundy or two, so I didnt employ her. But I did run up the hill like two and a quarter times.

Step two is today, going to GNC and ordering the "Sammy Sosa Special."

I've got a lot of work to do. My body fat is probably in the 25%-30% range. Popeye's only three days a week now.

I love you

Jollay

 

[TweederGMU]

Day 1 of my training regimen is complete.

The first step was to drive to Walmart and procure some Primatene Mist tablets after signing an agreement to not use them to make meth or whatever drug they can be used to make.

Then, I got right at the large hill on my street. Back in the college fieldhouse days I used to run the hill there...I had a couple of Zetas I would carry up and down on my back to increase resistance.

My wife is a Zeta, but she could stand to lose a hundy or two, so I didnt employ her. But I did run up the hill like two and a quarter times.

Step two is today, going to GNC and ordering the "Sammy Sosa Special."

I've got a lot of work to do. My body fat is probably in the 25%-30% range. Popeye's only three days a week now.

I love you

Jollay

Sammy Sosa special!? You are already the palest 6'5 white dude I've ever seen. You don't need to become Powder and shut down the mason experience and ruin it for the rest.

Go for the Arod special.... they may throw in a couple Latina minks to help with your daily injections

 

[GMUgemini]

Was Darrell Green out there? I know he used to run that hill. Maybe you could put him on your back.

 

[CHRISTOPHER JAMES JOLLAY]

Was Darrell Green out there? I know he used to run that hill. Maybe you could put him on your back.

No but I did play 5 on 5 against said Mr. Green at the fieldhouse once, and at 6'4" was rejected by 5'11"...pretty...easily on a turnaround jumper.

BUT POST 50 THE ADVANTAGE SWINGS BACK TO JOLLAY....! NOW NOBODY CAN JUMP!!