Season tickets 2014-15

[Pikapppatri8]

Nope, the Jai Lewis dildos are for female ticket holders... instead, you get the Big Red replica flesh light.

Good Lord I am crying now

 

[Afton Mtn Patriot]

If anyone has any extra tickets they'd like to sell for the Cornell and Princeton games, please send me a PM. Thanks!

 

[The Great PATSby]

Good Lord I am crying now

I've also heard for Green Coat Society members, it comes with an attachable ginger hair piece for those older guys that like 80's bush.

 

[Patriotsince81]

Nope, the Jai Lewis dildos are for female ticket holders... instead, you get the Big Red replica flesh light.

Post of the year.