MIAMI UPDATE

[Quentin Daniels]

https://miamihurricanes.com/news/2022/05/02/mbb-release-courtney-elevated-to-associate-head-coach/

Exactly as it was foretold.

Tau of Larranaga, Courtney 15:22-24

22 “But then Larranaga said to his staff, ‘Quick! Bring the promotion and put it on him. Put a new title under his name and more pay in his bank account. 23 Bring the effigy of Jollay and burn it. Let’s have a feast and celebrate. A fiesta! 24 For this assistant of mine has ascended into the realm of my most trusted advisors again.’ So they began to celebrate.

 

[Pikapppatri8]

Someone needs to make sure this thread is pinned - it has evolved into solid gold.

 

[Quentin Daniels]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1523650903076712449

View: https://twitter.com/GoodmanHoops/status/1523650903076712449

Tau of Larranaga, 1 Konkol12:24​

English Standard Version​

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24 Only commit to Larranaga and play for him faithfully with all your heart. For consider what great things he has done for you.

 

[Walter]

Who would betray our god? Jollay Iscariot, but no one else.

 

[CHRISTOPHER JAMES JOLLAY]

Hey cocksuckers I hope all is doing well.

Just wanted to post that Jordan Miller of the ELITE EIGHT Miami Hurricanes will be appearing at Velocity Wings in Purcellville from 4-6 on June 15th.

The ad says to bring "your Miami gear for him to sign" so don't miss it you miserable traitorous disgusting fatbodies.

 

[KAOriginal]

Would be nice to sniff a post season again someday.....

 

[CHRISTOPHER JAMES JOLLAY]

Would be nice to sniff a post season again someday.....

Well maybe L will show up at Millers thing, and you can go sniff his asshole again...

June 15th, be there! Let us know what he had for lunch!

 

[Patriot8]

Hey cocksuckers I hope all is doing well.

Just wanted to post that Jordan Miller of the ELITE EIGHT Miami Hurricanes will be appearing at Velocity Wings in Purcellville from 4-6 on June 15th.

The ad says to bring "your Miami gear for him to sign" so don't miss it you miserable traitorous disgusting fatbodies.

I've been laughing at this for 2 hours.

 

[KAOriginal]

Well maybe L will show up at Millers thing, and you can go sniff his asshole again...

June 15th, be there! Let us know what he had for lunch!

No..just a non pay for play tournament will do. I mean right now all we have to look forward too is being Fordham's "buy game" at the A-10 tourney....

 

[CHRISTOPHER JAMES JOLLAY]

You gotta think Jordan's NIL share is HURTING if he's doing velocity wings appearances in his old stomping grounds.

I would complain to L if I were him. Why did the K-State dude get 400k and all he gets is a free 10 piece boneless?

Could be still snagging that Fairfax trim in his very own COMPLIMENTARY Kathy McKay Chevy SPARK instead of all the Miami minkies flocking to his RICHER teammates!

 

[GMUgemini]

You gotta think Jordan's NIL share is HURTING if he's doing velocity wings appearances in his old stomping grounds.

I would complain to L if I were him. Why did the K-State dude get 400k and all he gets is a free 10 piece boneless?

Could be still snagging that Fairfax trim in his very own COMPLIMENTARY Kathy McKay Chevy SPARK instead of all the Miami minkies flocking to his RICHER teammates!

Daddy Ruiz DOES NOT RENEGOTIATE!

 

[KAOriginal]

Dude is gettin $1k for the appearance and has a 2021 Mercedes C Class convertible coup from his NIL deal.

Better than Blake Jones free appetizer and priority seating before 6PM Monday thru Thursday deal from Outback on Braddock Road.

 

[Quentin Daniels]

Dude is gettin $1k for the appearance and has a 2021 Mercedes C Class convertible coup from his NIL deal.

Better than Blake Jones free appetizer and priority seating before 6PM Monday thru Thursday deal from Outback on Braddock Road.

It depends.

Which appetizer, the Gold Coast Coconut Shrimp or a Bloomin' Onion?

 

[tblack33]

Dude is gettin $1k for the appearance and has a 2021 Mercedes C Class convertible coup from his NIL deal.

Better than Blake Jones free appetizer and priority seating before 6PM Monday thru Thursday deal from Outback on Braddock Road.

I absolutely will not tolerate Internet slander targeting the Outback Steakhouse you two bit floozy.

 

[CHRISTOPHER JAMES JOLLAY]

I absolutely will not tolerate Internet slander targeting the Outback Steakhouse you two bit floozy.

Goto dating destination in the early 90's

Perfect to fatten up minkies

Miami is for f**king tools

 

[KAOriginal]

Goto dating destination in the early 90's

Perfect to fatten up minkies

Miami is for f**king tools

Mention Outback to a naive freshman girl as a destination and you would see the gleam in their eye and know you were already rounding 3rd....

 

[TweederGMU]

Hey cocksuckers I hope all is doing well.

Just wanted to post that Jordan Miller of the ELITE EIGHT Miami Hurricanes will be appearing at Velocity Wings in Purcellville from 4-6 on June 15th.

The ad says to bring "your Miami gear for him to sign" so don't miss it you miserable traitorous disgusting fatbodies.

The most overrated wing place in the dmv. Wings are always burnt or dry every time.

 

[CHRISTOPHER JAMES JOLLAY]

The most overrated wing place in the dmv. Wings are always burnt or dry every time.

Burnt and dry...reminds me of the Irishman's new skin tone

 

[Quentin Daniels]

Burnt and dry...reminds me of the Irishman's new skin tone

That's MISTER Irishman to you, jackhole. In fact, it's Mister Irishman, Sir!

Jim Larranaga is the John Daly of Clint Eastwoods. The man ages like Pappy's Bourbon and fine leather.

 

[CHRISTOPHER JAMES JOLLAY]

That's MISTER Irishman to you, jackhole. In fact, it's Mister Irishman, Sir!

Jim Larranaga is the John Daly of Clint Eastwoods. The man ages like Pappy's Bourbon and fine leather.

I don't see him doing underwear or swimwear commercials like that fine looking older gentleman lighthouse operator on my television all the time.

I can see him in a commercial for a Miami used car dealership or something, whistling and then talking in a crazed, frantic voice.

But I would characterize the false prophet as "disheveled," at best.

The man has aged more like Kelly McGinnis or Kirstey Alley, I'd say...