Keep in mind, many of his biggest fans are permanently banned from Brion's, so they may have just been waiting for him by his car.
That's what you think.
I found a way in through the kitchen at Brions so I could catch a glimpse of the OCM and Co. I knew I had to be patient, so I camped out behind a couple of huge containers of pork and ham near a massive panini press.
Just like old times, Coach L and I met in the employee washroom later in the night when the coast was clear. We shared a romantic kiss. Really brought back memories-- except his breath is a lot spicier now than it used to be.
I admit, I got a little emotional. But L wiped away a single tear from my cheek, smiled, and assured me better days were ahead. Then out of nowhere Jon L. appeared, blocked the doorway, and gave me an extensive pitch about the Meltzer Group.
I must've blacked out a few times. Because by the time he was finished, the panini press was cold and only a few crumbs were left on a large plate near the kitchen door.
But the smell of Cuban sandwiches still lingered in the empty kitchen.
As I turned toward the door, Brion appeared. He was wearing a ripped t-shirt and no pants. He held a .357 in each hand. Some things never change.
"I knew you would finally show up," he said.
But before he could raise his guns, I was already around the corner and out the side door.
I sprinted through the parking lot. But before I could cross Braddock, something stopped me dead in my tracks.
It was a Cuban sandwich. Extra pickles and mustard. Sitting neatly on a plate right at the curb in front of the Sunoco station.
He remembered.
I sat on sidewalk. I ate. I wept. It was glorious.
And I swear I could hear trumpets and congas flood the early morning air as the great Cuban motorcade sped down Braddock one last time...