Other day I was outside. Saw a big feedbag of McDonald's sitting outside an apartment building. Came back 20 minutes later. Bag was still there.
I eat fast food all the time, but imagine what a fat, piece of lazy, worthless garbage has to uber eats or whatever McDonald's and just let it sit there.
I thought: Get in your f**king car and drive to the f**king McDonalds you lazy fat piece of shit. Or better yet, get your unhealthy a** in a pair of tennis shoes and walk to the golden arches that is a whole half mile from your building.
God I hated that guy before I even met him. Guys like that is why health care is so f**king expensive, because we have to subsidize worthless lard a** pieces of shit like that.
So anyway I took the bag and brought it over to Grompus' yard. Grompus went through that bag like a champ. Grompus is always happy to have me visit.
I was still outside like 10 minutes later and I SHIT YOU NOT I see some guy IN A vcu TSHIRT walking around the building looking like he's looking for something. Shocker, he's big and fat and appeared worthless.
I came up to him and said, "hey, did you go to vcu?" He said, "no." I said, "then why are you wearing the T-shirt?" And he was like "Aw, my friend gave me this shirt...say, did you see a bag of McDonald's layi