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I personally think gold would be a bold design choice.why not go green and or gold on the sofa?
That is how I get out of doing anything in the future that I don’t want to be involved in: I do such a bad job of it, I never get asked again.I personally think gold would be a bold design choice.
I am not allowed to fold towels, sheets or make beds.That is how I get out of doing anything in the future that I don’t want to be involved in: I do such a bad job of it, I never get asked again.
For example, I haven’t been in a grocery store in more than 20 years. My wife banned me because I would behave so poorly, like ramming other peoples carts when they would rudely block the aisle.
The stupid people in there while I am shopping.what about grocery shopping is so bad?
Spoken like a true curmudgeonly old guy!The stupid people in there while I am shopping.
The agitated women who run into you with their carts and give you dirty looks.The stupid people in there while I am shopping.
The agitated women who run into you with their carts and give you dirty looks.
Costco on Sunday is like a closed cage death match - Shit gets real. And Tempers Flare.What grocery stores are you guys going to? Are they in the Thunderdome?
Well, if you ever met gmubrian, you would know your characterization is spot on, and he probably would take it as a compliment.Spoken like a true curmudgeonly old guy!
Thanks. I meant it as one.Well, if you ever met gmubrian, you would know your characterization is spot on, and he probably would take it as a compliment.
Anyone capable of folding a fitted sheet is a wizard clearly not of this world. One thing I don’t have to give extra effort to achieve utter failureI am not allowed to fold towels, sheets or make beds.
My wife taught me how to do this years ago and now I do it better than she does. People come from miles around to marvel at my perfectly folded sheet sets all lined up in squares in the linen closet. I take every chance I get to brag about it. Defeinitely a top 10 achievement for me.Anyone capable of folding a fitted sheet is a wizard clearly not of this world. One thing I don’t have to give extra effort to achieve utter failure