Ed Bradwards
Four-star Recruit
Holy-freakin F*ck Balls! I haven't been this hungover since last Easter!
What a win AmIRite? Does that Edwards cat know how to hire a coach or what? If you're reading this President Angel Cabdriver you need to take a break from tweeting microaggressions give that guy a raise.
So I don't know about the rest of you machiato-drinking homos, but the Ed-Man went out and celebrated in the only way he knows how - malt liquor and rye whiskey, gambling on some back alley bum fights, and painting tramp stamps. HA! I just woke up in the sh!tter stall of an Denny's bathroom here in Philly and no idea how I got here. I mean no idea at all, but what the F, might as well get a Moons over My-Hammy and a Bloody Mary while I'm here.
What a win AmIRite? Does that Edwards cat know how to hire a coach or what? If you're reading this President Angel Cabdriver you need to take a break from tweeting microaggressions give that guy a raise.
So I don't know about the rest of you machiato-drinking homos, but the Ed-Man went out and celebrated in the only way he knows how - malt liquor and rye whiskey, gambling on some back alley bum fights, and painting tramp stamps. HA! I just woke up in the sh!tter stall of an Denny's bathroom here in Philly and no idea how I got here. I mean no idea at all, but what the F, might as well get a Moons over My-Hammy and a Bloody Mary while I'm here.