Game 1: GMU (0-0) at #15 Auburn (0-0) on Monday, November 7, at 8:00 PM.

[Quentin Daniels]

We're 10 minutes into the season. Let's not bail on the team yet. But this is ugly.

 

[tblack33]

This might be the worst half of basketball of the KE era.

 

[MasonSAE4]

Nice to know that even in a post-Roe world, you can still get an abortion in Alabama.

 

[JPgmuswim]

Justyn just checked in

 

[Patriotsince81]

Time for another beer. It sure can't hurt.

 

[gmutom]

We looked like the Washington Generals against the Globetrotters on that dunk off the backboard pass.

 

[tblack33]

Time for another beer. It sure can't hurt.

Go straight to black tar heroin at this rate it’ll be the only thing to touch the pain.

 

[Quentin Daniels]

If it's any consolation, Moorehead State lost to Auburn in the opener by 23 points and went on to have a 23-11 (13-5) season.

(yes, I'm grabbing at straws)

 

[sleeperpick]

I haven’t been drinking lately but I just opened up some whiskey. Is Oduro doing a body switch with his brother? Are we sure we don’t need a pg? Is Johni Broome that much better than Kduro? Did Ojiako jump from the line?

 

[JPgmuswim]

We looked like the Washington Generals against the Globetrotters on that dunk off the backboard pass.

I texted this exact thing to a buddy of mine

 

[Patriot Lawdog]

This is…..not good

 

[sleeperpick]

Nobody sans ticket even looks like they want to rebound the ball

 

[Quentin Daniels]

Lol you guys complain about sos but then want to play hobbled teams....... You don't want the committee to say Mason beat a full strength Auburn team later?

I don't think this is going to be a problem.

 

[Where's the party?]

Holy Crap! Don't they practice boxing out?

 

[Earl the Squirrel]

This is…..not good

Gosh - no hustle, TOs, and we're not able to rebound. Yikes! I expected more.

 

[tblack33]

I’m telling people I went to school at the George Madison Colonials tomorrow.

 

[Quentin Daniels]

Did people know that a poster on these boards literally ran into Bruce Pearl at a work function and essentially set up this game?

Well F that guy.

 

[EXpatriot13]

Oduro doesn’t look good (not worried about him), but think it’s more a byproduct of the offense at large being in total chaos.

Zero flow or chemistry amongst the guards is leading to insanely quick shots and aimless dribbling around the perimeter. Only Game 1, obviously, but hopefully they get that part figured out in short order as we move forward.

 

[Patriotsince81]

Go straight to black tar heroin at this rate it’ll be the only thing to touch the pain.

Post of the CENTURY! LMAO

 

[KAOriginal]

Well.......uh.....yeah.