Dave Paulsen

[Leesburg Chankenstank III]

The worst part is those fools can criticize all day but can't compliment when Paulsen does well. Kick those fools off this board.

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When a weed is growing, you just cut off it's nutrients. No need to ban or kick people off.

 

[Mason2005]

When a weed is growing, you just cut off it's nutrients. No need to ban or kick people off.

Yeah I don't want them off the boards, just said it to scare them. I think they are like 14 yr old kids messing with us.

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[Falco]

The worst part is those fools can criticize all day but can't compliment when Paulsen does well. Kick those fools off this board.

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Lol good job beating a sub .500 team. Congrats. Give Paulsen another extension!

 

[Patriot8]

Lol good job beating a sub .500 team. Congrats. Give Paulsen another extension!

Technically, we beat a .500 team... they weren't sub .500 until we beat them.

 

[GreenLantern]

I sure don't miss DJ3. Ignore on full blast. Does he see my posts? Oh well Dildo Jammer3...suck it we won!!

Ignore makes my day full of flowers and sunshine!

 

[Mason2005]

Lol good job beating a sub .500 team. Congrats. Give Paulsen another extension!

How about UMass beating Providence and Georgia? Or having a 6'11 310lb center and a 6'10 PF? Paulsen adjustments? Calixte huge game bc Paulsen can't recruit. Can you also explain your tiny brain? You just graduated George Mason High School right and not University.

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[masonjoe]

Lol good job beating a sub .500 team. Congrats. Give Paulsen another extension!

and a team with SIZE!

 

[Falco]

How about UMass beating Providence and Georgia? Or having a 6'11 310lb center and a 6'10 PF? Paulsen adjustments? Calixte huge game bc Paulsen can't recruit. Can you also explain your tiny brain? You just graduated George Mason High School right and not University.

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Lets not act like UMass was a quality win. They have a 225RPI and have a 168SOS.

UMASS lost to 3 other teams with sub below 100rpi.
Harvard (191RPI)
Quinnipiac (313 RPI)
Georgia State (195RPI)

 

[Mason2005]

Lets not act like UMass was a quality win. They have a 225RPI and have a 168SOS.

UMASS lost to 3 other teams with sub below 100rpi.
Harvard (191RPI)
Quinnipiac (313 RPI)
Georgia State (195RPI)

But what about your tiny brain?

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[mason lawyer]

Technically, we beat a .500 team... they weren't sub .500 until we beat them.

Wow! How far down we have come. Our fans are happy about winning against a mediocre team. A broken DP clock is right twice a day. He is still terrible and should be on the hot seat.

 

[mason89]

This thread is kind of funny when you've "ignored" most of the instigators!

Also, to quote GL, "Ignore makes my day full of flowers and sunshine!"

 

[DJ5 SIZE]

Lets not act like UMass was a quality win. They have a 225RPI and have a 168SOS.

UMASS lost to 3 other teams with sub below 100rpi.
Harvard (191RPI)
Quinnipiac (313 RPI)
Georgia State (195RPI)

I think we need to reach out to Bard and tell him this important information.

Dear Bard,

I have a tiny brain and I'm a moron but please bare with me. None of the wins Mason ever gets matter. Why is the fanbase getting excited on beating Umass? I'm not actually a fan but I like pretending I am one by beating dead horses, not watching games and being annoying when interacting with people who actually go to games and donate time energy and money. I didn't see the game but I try to act smart, I just want to be liked since my new imaginary wife ignores me.

Will you please meet with me about Mason football? Endowment will definitely go up, because I can google the interwebz and find a good article. I'll bring it to the meeting and post nonsense on my drive over to share with you.

Sincerely,
DJ3

 

[Falco]

I think we need to reach out to Bard and tell him this important information.

Dear Bard,

I have a tiny brain and I'm a moron but please bare with me. None of the wins Mason ever gets matter. Why is the fanbase getting excited on beating Umass? I'm not actually a fan but I like pretending I am one by beating dead horses, not watching games and being annoying when interacting with people who actually go to games and donate time energy and money. I didn't see the game but I try to act smart, I just want to be liked since my new imaginary wife ignores me.

Will you please meet with me about Mason football? Endowment will definitely go up, because I can google the interwebz and find a good article. I'll bring it to the meeting and post nonsense on my drive over to share with you.

Sincerely,
DJ3

For starters, my goal is to piss you idiots off now. I love trolling you people. I love your reactions. I cannot believe how many of you take me serious at this point. My avatar is a damn TROLL. Everyone talks about hitting the ignore button, but I still see many responses ha-ha.

Second, are you to scared to make fun of me with your real username?

 

[Quentin Daniels]

I think we need to reach out to Bard and tell him this important information.

Dear Bard,

I have a tiny brain and I'm a moron but please bare with me. None of the wins Mason ever gets matter. Why is the fanbase getting excited on beating Umass? I'm not actually a fan but I like pretending I am one by beating dead horses, not watching games and being annoying when interacting with people who actually go to games and donate time energy and money. I didn't see the game but I try to act smart, I just want to be liked since my new imaginary wife ignores me.

Will you please meet with me about Mason football? Endowment will definitely go up, because I can google the interwebz and find a good article. I'll bring it to the meeting and post nonsense on my drive over to share with you.

Sincerely,
DJ3

How is it that the parody account has better grammar and stronger arguments than the original?

 

[FreeGunston12]

Wow! How far down we have come. Our fans are happy about winning against a mediocre team. A broken DP clock is right twice a day. He is still terrible and should be on the hot seat.

A live look in at DP's seat:

 

[DJ5 SIZE]

For starters, my goal is to piss you idiots off now. I love trolling you people. I love your reactions. I cannot believe how many of you take me serious at this point. My avatar is a damn TROLL. Everyone talks about hitting the ignore button, but I still see many responses ha-ha.

Second, are you to scared to make fun of me with your real username?

Dear DJ3

You believe everything you say. You know it all because even before you started spewing what you believed was nonsense, you still spewed nonsense. This is my real username. It's okay, we've all come to the realization that you have no life and this is your outlet to society. Now go run along. If you want to really entertain us, go troll the vcu boards.

 

[GMU_DCU]

We should introduce DJ3 to wedunk, they would have so much fun together.

 

[Mason2005]

For starters, my goal is to piss you idiots off now. I love trolling you people. I love your reactions. I cannot believe how many of you take me serious at this point. My avatar is a damn TROLL. Everyone talks about hitting the ignore button, but I still see many responses ha-ha.

Second, are you to scared to make fun of me with your real username?

You troll because you have a troll downstairs. Please never leave us.

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[Patriot8]

Wow! How far down we have come. Our fans are happy about winning against a mediocre team. A broken DP clock is right twice a day. He is still terrible and should be on the hot seat.

I was simply correcting yet another DJ3 mistake. Although I am always happy with a win; especially a conference road win, I am extremely unhappy with this season thus far and I place about 90% of it directly on Paulsen, with the left overs going to the previous regime.

All of that being said, you and your other keyboard heroes can take your f*ing troll bullshit somewhere else. There is certainly merit to a dissenting argument, but like I've said to DJ3 before, it's about how it's presented. I would think a lawyer of your self-acclaimed caliber would appreciate that.

 

[psyclone]

If we all are fans of the team, we should be joyous with each win. I think some people may only feel good when the results of a game support their previously stated position.

Rather than complain that the team that we beat isn't that good, can't we celebrate a win regardless?