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[Pikapppatri8]

Only on the weekends

Don't forget hump day.

 

[MasonSAE4]

Don't forget hump day.

Hump day is for things that would get me excommunicated from both these boards and the Catholic Church

 

[Pikapppatri8]

Hump day is for things that would get me excommunicated from both these boards and the Catholic Church

Given the audience here I cannot imagine anything short of murder getting you excommunciated from the boards

 

[MasonSAE4]

Given the audience here I cannot imagine anything short of murder getting you excommunciated from the boards

“Go forth and do unspeakable things to thy wife for 30-45 seconds, and then assume she also had a good time”
-Romans 6:9

 

[MasonSAE4]

Really probably pushing my luck today, tbh

 

[HoopsAdmin]

This thread isn't for the kind of support and help that you guys need.

 

[Pikapppatri8]

“Go forth and do unspeakable things to thy wife for 30-45 seconds, and then assume she also had a good time”
-Romans 6:9

30-45 seconds? That is the unforgiveable part.

 

[Pikapppatri8]

This thread isn't for the kind of support and help that you guys need.

I know... I know.....we need a new thread for this.

 

[gmubrian]

This thread isn't for the kind of support and help that you guys need.

Good thing I got smart and wasn't drinking my (and Dave's) favorite green colored coffee or else I'd be cleaning Dew off my computer screen again today...

 

[MasonSAE4]

This thread isn't for the kind of support and help that you guys need.

Huh...I've been using the boards as a substitute for therapy for years. Can't imagine why I can't hold a committed relationship or express myself in a mature fashion.

 

[MasonSAE4]

Good thing I got smart and wasn't drinking my (and Dave's) favorite green colored coffee or else I'd be cleaning Dew off my computer screen again today...

They started selling the sugar free version at work and I think I've had eight bottles of the stuff this week. Still wish they would sell the Baja Blast version though.

 

[Patriotsince81]

At least I'm in the clear so far today.

Happy to take the heat for you! I completely understand how you feel.

 

[GMU79]

Happy to take the heat for you! I completely understand how you feel.

I'm finally learning how this thing works.
Old-timers disease setting in.

 

[sleeperpick]

Happy to take the heat for you! I completely understand how you feel.

Differing opinions are good otherwise what would we have to talk about lol.

 

[mkaufman1]

Differing opinions are good otherwise what would we have to talk about lol.

Mason football or the Mason Sports Hall of Fame?

 

[sleeperpick]

Mason football or the Mason Sports Hall of Fame?

That I won’t touch. Very few things too stupid for me to comment on. Both of those fit that list.

 

[GreenLantern]

Hey, these boards and their ability to give hate boners solved my ED issues!

 

[tblack33]

They started selling the sugar free version at work and I think I've had eight bottles of the stuff this week. Still wish they would sell the Baja Blast version though.

I have dabbled in the sugar free Dews, let me tell you, I'd never drink a bottle of that at work. Those things give me the worst gas known to man. I think I peeled some of the new paint off my living room walls after drinking a bottle of it. My dog is still looking at me with somewhat distrusting eyes the house smelled so bad.

 

[MasonSAE4]

I have dabbled in the sugar free Dews, let me tell you, I'd never drink a bottle of that at work. Those things give me the worst gas known to man. I think I peeled some of the new paint off my living room walls after drinking a bottle of it. My dog is still looking at me with somewhat distrusting eyes the house smelled so bad.

I was having trouble discerning if it was the Dew or the Panda Express. Either way, I think I could be extradited to The Hague for what I've done to the toilet at work.

 

[tblack33]

I was having trouble discerning if it was the Dew or the Panda Express. Either way, I think I could be extradited to The Hague for what I've done to the toilet at work.

The Dutch are not equipped to handle those types of war crimes. Need the Napolean treatment -- an island of isolation.