T’was the night before Christmas and through the place
Mason fans were indulging in the Holiday sights and tastes
The donations to Mason were sealed and shipped with care
In hopes that winning, money soon would snare
Our children were nestled all snug in their beds
While visions of 2006 danced in our heads
And wife in her Mason Jersey, and me in my hat
Enjoyed a snifter of Bourbon as a perfect night cap
When out on the boards there arose such a clatter
I clicked on the thread to see what was the matter
A DJ named 3 was causing quite a stink
With grammar and spelling, I was expecting an emoji of wink
In his mom’s basement, he expressed his objection
Wearing nothing but Nikes, with a full on erection
He says he was right and we are all insane
Maybe one day he can make it out to a game
But he was not the only Dirty Rotten Scoundrel
So he hired Mason Lawyer as his friend and counsel
They indulged in our troubles, never making one donation
And ending every other sentence with marks of exclamation!
Under the tree Christmas morning there were no toys or cars
And they immediately blamed it on Santa's lack of stars
Surely I jest, as a laugh in the face of plight
Merry Christmas to all and to all A GOOD NIGHT!
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