Overheard in EBA

[tblack33]

I swear I hear the dumbest shit from some of our fans during games, figured I’d start a thread for everyone to share the one liners they hear with no context during games. Tonight leaving the goldroom:

“I wish they’d just put TVs in the goldroom so we wouldn’t have to leave to see the game”

Maybe just go to a bar?

 

[KAOriginal]

I would say thats more of an indictment about the product on the floor vs the product in the gold room....

 

[gmubrian]

“We looked really good in practice”
After every game for the last ten years.

“We look so close to getting it”
After every loss when the last two coaches started to feel their seat getting warm.

 

[sleeperpick]

“Vienna inn hot dogs were so good tonight” -anon

 

[sleeperpick]

“This team will make the tournament” -Gmu message board poster in gold room

 

[Mason32]

"Where's Corey Edwards?"

 

[Petey Buckets]

"Listen, I know it sounds crazy, but Kam Murrell should start." - me a couple years ago. When you're lost in the desert, everything looks like water.

 

[Falco]

I swear I hear the dumbest shit from some of our fans during games, figured I’d start a thread for everyone to share the one liners they hear with no context during games. Tonight leaving the goldroom:

“I wish they’d just put TVs in the goldroom so we wouldn’t have to leave to see the game”

Maybe just go to a bar?

Sounds like he wants a suite. Which would actually be awesome.

 

[smccart5]

"Larranaga can't coach anymore" some fan after a bad home loss at the end of the 2010 season. I forget who we lost to..

 

[Patriotsince81]

"What do you mean you're pregnant? I had a vasectomy."

 

[GSII]

Are we getting handrails or handjobs?

 

[CHRISTOPHER JAMES JOLLAY]

I swear I hear the dumbest shit from some of our fans during games, figured I’d start a thread for everyone to share the one liners they hear with no context during games. Tonight leaving the goldroom:

“I wish they’d just put TVs in the goldroom so we wouldn’t have to leave to see the game”

Maybe just go to a bar?

Yeah I just stayed at Brion's yesterday so I could watch UR/vcu and Mason same time and drink

 

[illayin]

“We looked really good in practice”
After every game for the last ten years.

“We look so close to getting it”
After every loss when the last two coaches started to feel their seat getting warm.

Good point. They should start showing practices instead of the actual game.