My Prediction

Leesburg Chankenstank III

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Mason beats the Bonnies 83-75 in OT in the A10 final and Otis collapses in exhaustion on the court at the buzzer and is rushed to the hospital.

Otis’s heroics get national attention and Mason becomes the darling of the tournament.

Mason goes on to play North Carolina in the opening round and is down 38-25 at half time. Otis does not play the first half of the game per doctors’ orders to prevent exhaustion. Second half, the heels focus in on Otis and that leaves Mar/Boyd open to score 42 second half points. Mason wins 81-76 as Otis gets 11 assists in the second half alone.

Next round, against Purdue, Mason is tied with 11 seconds left for Mason to go full court to win the game. Kier takes the ball up the court and while everyone focuses in on Otis and Boyd, Kier realizes AJ is wide freakin’ open and throws an alley-oop dunk to win the game.

Mason’s run ends in the sweet 16 against Virginia and loses 68-55. But the UVA recruits are so impressed with Mason and Reuter takes advantage of that, gets to know them and helps several of them de-commit from Virginia and come play for Mason.

Mason goes on to perennial national prominence. A movie is made about the run but somehow Leonardo DiCaprio plays Otis, Vin Diesel plays Mar and Mama Joon plays Paulsen.

Poor-Man Profit struggles to find anything negative to say about Paulsen or the program, and ends up venting his negativity by yelling at birds on his daily walk in the park. Also, he complains about how shitty the park is.

In a drunken fit, on national TV Pikapp gets arrested for making some comments of what he will do to sorority chicks once he gets back home and re-ignites the #metoo movement.

Jollay will go to Miami to rub it in to Coach L, but just ends up getting beat down by old Cuban men playing dominos in Calle De Ocho in Domino Park. When police come to question him, he responds “It was worth it”.

Dj3 will have a stroke and in a strange medical miracle, his grammar improves to near perfect and goes on to have a literary career that surpasses the greatest English authors in history. He uses much of that revenue to donate to Mason basketball and actually goes to THREE games a year.


The End …….. or the Beginning?
 
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Patriotsince81

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Mason beats the Bonnies 83-75 in OT in the A10 final and Otis collapses in exhaustion on the court at the buzzer and is rushed to the hospital.

Otis’s heroics get national attention and Mason becomes the darling of the tournament.

Mason goes on to play North Carolina in the opening round and is down 38-25 at half time. Otis dos not play the first half of the game per doctors’ orders to prevent exhaustion. Second half, the heels focus in on Otis and that leaves Mar/Boyd open to score 42 second half points. Mason wins 81-76 as Otis gets 11 assists in the second half alone.

Next round, against Purdue, Mason is tied with 11 seconds left for Mason to go full court to win the game. Kier takes the ball up the court and while everyone focuses in on Otis and Boyd, Kier realizes AJ is wide freakin’ open and throws an alley-oop dunk to win the game.

Mason’s run ends in the sweet 16 against Virginia and loses 68-55. But the UVA recruits are so impressed with Mason and Reuter takes advantage of that, gets to know them and helps several of them de-commit from Virginia and come play for Mason.

Mason goes on to perennial national prominence. A movie is made about the run but somehow Leonardo DiCaprio plays Otis, Vin Diesel plays Mar and Mama Joon plays Paulsen.

Poor-Man Profit struggles to find anything negative to say about Paulsen or the program, and ends up venting his negativity by yelling at birds on his daily walk in the park. Also, he complains about how shitty the park is.

In a drunken fit, on national TV Pikapp gets arrested for making some comments of what he will do to sorority chicks once he gets back home and re-ignites the #metoo movement.

Jollay will go to Miami to rub it in to Coach L, but just ends up getting beat down by old Cuban men playing dominos in Calle De Ocho in Domino Park. When police come to question him, he responds “It was worth it”.

Dj3 will have a stroke and in a strange medical miracle, his grammar improves to near perfect and goes on to have a literary career that surpasses the greatest English authors in history. He uses much of that revenue to donate to Mason basketball and actually goes to THREE games a year.


The End …….. or the Beginning?
My only issue with this is that you left vcu out of the story altogether. A quick mention? Perhaps RuPaul could play Tillman.
 

Falco

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Mason beats the Bonnies 83-75 in OT in the A10 final and Otis collapses in exhaustion on the court at the buzzer and is rushed to the hospital.

Otis’s heroics get national attention and Mason becomes the darling of the tournament.

Mason goes on to play North Carolina in the opening round and is down 38-25 at half time. Otis dos not play the first half of the game per doctors’ orders to prevent exhaustion. Second half, the heels focus in on Otis and that leaves Mar/Boyd open to score 42 second half points. Mason wins 81-76 as Otis gets 11 assists in the second half alone.

Next round, against Purdue, Mason is tied with 11 seconds left for Mason to go full court to win the game. Kier takes the ball up the court and while everyone focuses in on Otis and Boyd, Kier realizes AJ is wide freakin’ open and throws an alley-oop dunk to win the game.

Mason’s run ends in the sweet 16 against Virginia and loses 68-55. But the UVA recruits are so impressed with Mason and Reuter takes advantage of that, gets to know them and helps several of them de-commit from Virginia and come play for Mason.

Mason goes on to perennial national prominence. A movie is made about the run but somehow Leonardo DiCaprio plays Otis, Vin Diesel plays Mar and Mama Joon plays Paulsen.

Poor-Man Profit struggles to find anything negative to say about Paulsen or the program, and ends up venting his negativity by yelling at birds on his daily walk in the park. Also, he complains about how shitty the park is.

In a drunken fit, on national TV Pikapp gets arrested for making some comments of what he will do to sorority chicks once he gets back home and re-ignites the #metoo movement.

Jollay will go to Miami to rub it in to Coach L, but just ends up getting beat down by old Cuban men playing dominos in Calle De Ocho in Domino Park. When police come to question him, he responds “It was worth it”.

Dj3 will have a stroke and in a strange medical miracle, his grammar improves to near perfect and goes on to have a literary career that surpasses the greatest English authors in history. He uses much of that revenue to donate to Mason basketball and actually goes to THREE games a year.


The End …….. or the Beginning?
I would really love to meet you.
 
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PoorManProfit

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I would really love to meet you.

I know, right? The PoorManProfit has been to both of the last 2 games at Patriot Center in the tent (vs. those Massholes) and the Gold Room (vs. Richmond), but no one has taken the opportunity to come up and say "Hello" or even "f**k you PMP!". I don't get it. Maybe this Friday if G Mas can pull out a win on Thursday (not holding my breath although I'm sure most here would like me to do that).
 

MasonSAE4

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I know, right? The PoorManProfit has been to both of the last 2 games at Patriot Center in the tent (vs. those Ma**holes) and the Gold Room (vs. Richmond), but no one has taken the opportunity to come up and say "Hello" or even "f*ck you PMP!". I don't get it. Maybe this Friday if G Mas can pull out a win on Thursday (not holding my breath although I'm sure most here would like me to do that).
Weird that people don’t approach random strangers asking them their Internet forum username, huh?
 

mkaufman1

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Weird that people don’t approach random strangers asking them their Internet forum username, huh?

Lol I did have someone (I think psyclone) identify me at the final four dinner based on my name tag but yeah otherwise nobody walks around advertising their name.
 

gmubrian

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... but yeah otherwise nobody walks around advertising their name.
Except for doofuses like me, Tom, Jollay, Joe and Jim that used our real names in our names...

If I get a small part in the movie about the angry old man that was once a super fan but missed out on the rebuild due to a feud with the school, I have the perfect actor to play me
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MasonFanatic

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Someone walked up to me at the A10 tournament in Brooklyn in 2015 and expected me to know who they were from Twitter. I still have no clue who it was. Awkward.
 
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