T'was the day of Christmas and Mason fans look forward
Not a creature was working except the whore Jollay ordered
Pikapp's Abrams was loaded and cleaned with great care
With the hopes that ISIS would soon be there
Hewitt was nestled all snug in his bed
With visions of checks from schools he financially bled
In the sky we see Prancer, Blitzen, Dasher and Donner
But no one brought more joy to Hewitt than Tom O'connor
But that's all in the past, cause Paulsen is here
Oh how I love this time of year
It's time to be merry and drink German beer
Let's go down to vcu and ruin that band leader's year
His farts haven't made noise in at least 20 years
I guess its the season to be happy and gay
Merry Christmas to all and to all a GOOD DAY!!!
Not a creature was working except the whore Jollay ordered
Pikapp's Abrams was loaded and cleaned with great care
With the hopes that ISIS would soon be there
Hewitt was nestled all snug in his bed
With visions of checks from schools he financially bled
In the sky we see Prancer, Blitzen, Dasher and Donner
But no one brought more joy to Hewitt than Tom O'connor
But that's all in the past, cause Paulsen is here
Oh how I love this time of year
It's time to be merry and drink German beer
Let's go down to vcu and ruin that band leader's year
His farts haven't made noise in at least 20 years
I guess its the season to be happy and gay
Merry Christmas to all and to all a GOOD DAY!!!
