Yossarian
Sixth Man
...is not this team's strong point. According to my calculations, Mason left 2,344 points in the ether last night against GW, after flubbing eleventeen thousand slightly contested layups.
In the spirit of offering a solution to address my criticism, I suggest placing a 6'10" scarecrow in the paint, arms outstretched, and running the team through fast-paced layup drills for 26 hours a day for a week, or until shooting accuracy hits 80%.
In the spirit of offering a solution to address my criticism, I suggest placing a 6'10" scarecrow in the paint, arms outstretched, and running the team through fast-paced layup drills for 26 hours a day for a week, or until shooting accuracy hits 80%.