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[Herndon]

ignore

 

[GSII]

Did u not see the thread already created?

 

[patriot2000]

I did not ignore this. I clicked on it and even commented. I'm a Maverick

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[Jack Strop]

ignore

You're making a good case for yourself.

 

[Quentin Daniels]

I sense some real potential for this thread.

All it needs is a good Miley Cyrus heritage or touching rim type post to give it foundation and life.

 

[MasonGrad01]

Size !

 

[Quentin Daniels]

What's you best "clean joke?" Something that's SFW in a mixed audience.

 

[gmutom]

What's you best "clean joke?" Something that's SFW in a mixed audience.

Dirty jokes are admittedly funnier, but my favorite clean joke is:

Q: What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic?

A: A person who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

 

[Quentin Daniels]

Dirty jokes are admittedly funnier, but my favorite clean joke is:

Q: What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic?

A: A person who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

Just stolen.

 

[Herndon]

Did you hear about the thief who worked at the calendar factory? He got fired for taking a couple days off.

 

[Jack Strop]

I was told this one by another patient when I visited a friend in the looney bin:

A psychiatrist asks his patient, "So how long have you had these thoughts that you are actually a dog?"​

The patient replies, "I don't know... I guess ever since I was a puppy."​

 

[Quentin Daniels]

I tried this one:

What's black, white, and red and can't go through a revolving door?
A nun with a spear through her head.

It did not elicit the response I was hoping for.

 

[Vurbel]

Why do you put cheese on a keyboard?

For the mouse!

 

[Petey Buckets]

Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse are getting a divorce. They're in court and the judge says "So Mickey, it says here you want to divorce your wife because you claim she's insane."

Mickey says "Oh no your honor, I didn't say she was insane. I said she's f*ckin goofy."