Twas the night before homecoming, when all down the street
Crackhead vcu grads laid passed out in their own skeet
Upon their slumber on their asphalt beds
Visions of JB and KD haunted their heads
They awoke in a panic to their gym up in flames
For they had missed a highlight reel from #11, Jalen Haynes
The Patriots rode off victorious and unscathed
While the rams remained smelly and unbathed
On a slight tangent. A buddy and I produce a Lovecraftian noir AI web series if anyone is interested in such things. I promise that it's higher quality than the shit post it's associated with here.
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLXmOm6lVyLzTEavY7q3lrgkJzEOWP7MdG