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Welcome Jordan Miller

Discussion in 'Basketball' started by p8triotfan4life, Sep 2, 2017.

  1. Steve33

    Steve33 Sixth Man

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    Me too. Ive been 40 for exactly a week now. :bricks:
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  2. DJ3

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    27 here
  3. mkaufman1

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    Looking forward to seeing Jordan on the court, I think he has a chance to be a real good one for Mason.

    Lets hope we can reel in those other 2018 prospects as well..
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  4. CHRISTOPHER JAMES JOLLAY

    CHRISTOPHER JAMES JOLLAY All-Conference

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    Well, I'm 45 years old and let me tell you, Jordan, when you get to be my age, it's nothing but problems.

    Here are some of the things I've been dealing with lately:

    Sexual dysfunction
    Hemorrhoids
    More sexual dysfunction
    Increased bowel movements
    Strange shaped bowel movements
    Pain in the ass neighbors
    Bills
    An Enlarged pancreas
    Insubordination from my son
    Decreasing eyesight
    A rapidly shrinking pancreas
    Car tax
    Wife nagging me
    Bad liver
    Leak in the basement
    Mason bothering me all the time for donations
    Raccoons in my garbage
    Polar Bears
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    Sexual dysfunction...? Are you telling me the whole Jolly Good Glory Hole attraction at Homecoming wasn't you? I want my dollar back.

    Also - welcome, Jordan. Hope for big things from you.
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  6. KAOriginal

    KAOriginal All-Conference

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    Spinach my friend. Cleans up the intestines and dumps nitric oxide into the system which solves the dysfunction.

    Popeye wasn't just a cartoon but a life lesson......
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  7. CHRISTOPHER JAMES JOLLAY

    CHRISTOPHER JAMES JOLLAY All-Conference

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    Thanks for the advice fellas but I'm not going to start avoiding glory holes and eating vegetables just because I'm not 18 anymore. But thanks.

    I meant to mention that I've seen Jordan play a couple times and I like his game. Forgot. Sometimes I get to rambling now that I'm in the Fox News, Price is Right demographic.
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    Popeyes and 40s of OE will do the trick too.
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    MASONscott Sixth Man

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  10. Mason2005

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  11. Pikapppatri8

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    Also kick the carbs, breads, rice, and grains and stick to lean meats, fruits and veggies.
    Spinach is teh god vegetable. Cleans the blood, pipes, and intestines.
    Combined with a large helpings of bourbon and Vitamin D - it will make you a sexual powerhouse.
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    Insubordination from your boy? Unacceptable = you have to be the alpha male in the house.

    Just withhold cellphones, food and the car keys. They come around.
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