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Discussion in 'Basketball' started by p8triotfan4life, Sep 2, 2017.
Me too. Ive been 40 for exactly a week now.
Looking forward to seeing Jordan on the court, I think he has a chance to be a real good one for Mason.
Lets hope we can reel in those other 2018 prospects as well..
Well, I'm 45 years old and let me tell you, Jordan, when you get to be my age, it's nothing but problems.
Here are some of the things I've been dealing with lately:
More sexual dysfunction
Increased bowel movements
Strange shaped bowel movements
Pain in the ass neighbors
An Enlarged pancreas
Insubordination from my son
A rapidly shrinking pancreas
Wife nagging me
Leak in the basement
Mason bothering me all the time for donations
Raccoons in my garbage
Sexual dysfunction...? Are you telling me the whole Jolly Good Glory Hole attraction at Homecoming wasn't you? I want my dollar back.
Also - welcome, Jordan. Hope for big things from you.
Spinach my friend. Cleans up the intestines and dumps nitric oxide into the system which solves the dysfunction.
Popeye wasn't just a cartoon but a life lesson......
Thanks for the advice fellas but I'm not going to start avoiding glory holes and eating vegetables just because I'm not 18 anymore. But thanks.
I meant to mention that I've seen Jordan play a couple times and I like his game. Forgot. Sometimes I get to rambling now that I'm in the Fox News, Price is Right demographic.
Popeyes and 40s of OE will do the trick too.