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Welcome Jordan Miller

Discussion in 'George Mason Basketball' started by p8triotfan4life, Sep 2, 2017.

  1. Steve33

    Steve33 Sixth Man

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    Me too. Ive been 40 for exactly a week now. :bricks:
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  2. DJ3

    DJ3 All-American

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    27 here
  3. mkaufman1

    mkaufman1 Moderator Staff Member

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    Looking forward to seeing Jordan on the court, I think he has a chance to be a real good one for Mason.

    Lets hope we can reel in those other 2018 prospects as well..
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  4. CHRISTOPHER JAMES JOLLAY

    CHRISTOPHER JAMES JOLLAY Hall of Famer

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    Well, I'm 45 years old and let me tell you, Jordan, when you get to be my age, it's nothing but problems.

    Here are some of the things I've been dealing with lately:

    Sexual dysfunction
    Hemorrhoids
    More sexual dysfunction
    Increased bowel movements
    Strange shaped bowel movements
    Pain in the ass neighbors
    Bills
    An Enlarged pancreas
    Insubordination from my son
    Decreasing eyesight
    A rapidly shrinking pancreas
    Car tax
    Wife nagging me
    Bad liver
    Leak in the basement
    Mason bothering me all the time for donations
    Raccoons in my garbage
    Polar Bears
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    MasonCrew Starter

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    Sexual dysfunction...? Are you telling me the whole Jolly Good Glory Hole attraction at Homecoming wasn't you? I want my dollar back.

    Also - welcome, Jordan. Hope for big things from you.
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  6. KAOriginal

    KAOriginal All-American

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    Spinach my friend. Cleans up the intestines and dumps nitric oxide into the system which solves the dysfunction.

    Popeye wasn't just a cartoon but a life lesson......
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  7. CHRISTOPHER JAMES JOLLAY

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    Thanks for the advice fellas but I'm not going to start avoiding glory holes and eating vegetables just because I'm not 18 anymore. But thanks.

    I meant to mention that I've seen Jordan play a couple times and I like his game. Forgot. Sometimes I get to rambling now that I'm in the Fox News, Price is Right demographic.
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    Popeyes and 40s of OE will do the trick too.
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    Mason2005 All-Conference

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  11. Pikapppatri8

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    Also kick the carbs, breads, rice, and grains and stick to lean meats, fruits and veggies.
    Spinach is teh god vegetable. Cleans the blood, pipes, and intestines.
    Combined with a large helpings of bourbon and Vitamin D - it will make you a sexual powerhouse.
  12. Pikapppatri8

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    Insubordination from your boy? Unacceptable = you have to be the alpha male in the house.

    Just withhold cellphones, food and the car keys. They come around.
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  18. Herndon

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    Well damn, son
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  19. Leesburg Chankenstank III

    Leesburg Chankenstank III All-American

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  20. Patriotsince81

    Patriotsince81 All-American

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    Great first game. History and reality says not to expect results like tonight every time out. Great in that it gives opponents another problem and player to scout and worry about. Tonight's play would be worthy of ROY. Not expecting that going forward, although I am looking forward to positive contributions to the TEAM effort.
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