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T'was the night before ........

Discussion in 'Basketball' started by Leesburg Chankenstank III, Dec 21, 2017.

  1. Leesburg Chankenstank III

    Leesburg Chankenstank III Starter

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    View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnQvHNFpuwI



    T’was the night before Christmas and through the place
    Mason fans were indulging in the Holiday sights and tastes
    The donations to Mason were sealed and shipped with care
    In hopes that winning, money soon would snare

    Our children were nestled all snug in their beds
    While visions of 2006 danced in our heads
    And wife in her Mason Jersey, and me in my hat
    Enjoyed a snifter of Bourbon as a perfect night cap

    When out on the boards there arose such a clatter
    I clicked on the thread to see what was the matter
    A DJ named 3 was causing quite a stink
    With grammar and spelling, I was expecting an emoji of wink

    In his mom’s basement, he expressed his objection
    Wearing nothing but Nikes, with a full on erection
    He says he was right and we are all insane
    Maybe one day he can make it out to a game

    But he was not the only Dirty Rotten Scoundrel
    So he hired Mason Lawyer as his friend and counsel
    They indulged in our troubles, never making one donation
    And ending every other sentence with marks of exclamation!

    Under the tree Christmas morning there were no toys or cars
    And they immediately blamed it on Santa's lack of stars
    Surely I jest, as a laugh in the face of plight
    Merry Christmas to all and to all A GOOD NIGHT!
    Last edited: Dec 21, 2017
  2. Mason2005

    Mason2005 Starter

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    That was amazing!!!!!!!

    Sent from my XT1575 using Tapatalk
  3. mason89

    mason89 Starter

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    I was hoping with would get a new Chanken-masterpiece. Well-done as always!
  4. Leesburg Chankenstank III

    Leesburg Chankenstank III Starter

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    Thanks fellas, this year I thought a narration was appropriate. Here's to a better Mason basketball future!
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  5. gmujim92

    gmujim92 Hall of Famer

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    Good stuff, Chank.
  6. By George.

    By George. Specialist

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    Haha funny stuff Stank!

    By George's Very Merry Christmas Holiday Special is up on the site now -

    http://giantkiller.co/ByGeorge/2017/12/28/ho-ho-ho/

    Happy Holidays everyone, thanks for the support so far! 2018 will bring an improved more polished product. HO HO HO
  7. mason lawyer

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    Funny! But not factually correct. I have donated bigly to the program. Just not Under Hewitt or dp.
  8. Patriot16

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    You are bigly the best voice of reason around here. Paulsen must go!
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    Because he's one of the bigliest lawyers in No. Virginia!
  10. gmujim92

    gmujim92 Hall of Famer

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    Another troll added to Ignore list. Sad!
  11. Joe Shannon

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    Gonna have to keep going back to edit my post listing my ignore list to keep up with all these trolls...
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