FAMOUS MOMENTS IN HISTORY, with Dr. Jack Strop, Athletic Supporter 1969 – United States · Goal: Let’s go to the Moon! · Response: Nah, we might die and waste a lot of money. We’ll never recover from that 1492 – Spain · Goal: Captain Columbus, we must sail to discover the New World! · Columbus’s Response: Nah, who knows if its really even there. If I come back a failure, my reputation and career will be over. I’ll never recover from that. 2500 BC – Giza, Egypt · Goal: We can build one of the most perfect structures in history, A smooth sided pyramid! · Response: Yeah, we could but the ones we have already are nice, why bother? 5 Million, BC · Primate Goal: I have an idea! Why don’t walk on just two feet. It’ll free up our hands to do a lot of cool shit! · Australopithecus Response: That’s just stupid. We’ve been getting along fine for 30 million years they way we are, why change? How do you know something won’t go wrong? 350 Million, BC · Fish with feet that can breathe oxygen: You know, this living in the water thing is getting old. Why don’t we start walking on land? · Fish Chief Response: Are you crazy?!?!