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Discussion in 'Basketball' started by Herndon, May 3, 2017.
Did u not see the thread already created?
I did not ignore this. I clicked on it and even commented. I'm a Maverick
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You're making a good case for yourself.
I sense some real potential for this thread.
All it needs is a good Miley Cyrus heritage or touching rim type post to give it foundation and life.
What's you best "clean joke?" Something that's SFW in a mixed audience.
Dirty jokes are admittedly funnier, but my favorite clean joke is:
Q: What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic?
A: A person who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.
Did you hear about the thief who worked at the calendar factory? He got fired for taking a couple days off.
I was told this one by another patient when I visited a friend in the looney bin:
A psychiatrist asks his patient, "So how long have you had these thoughts that you are actually a dog?"
The patient replies, "I don't know... I guess ever since I was a puppy."
I tried this one:
What's black, white, and red and can't go through a revolving door?
A nun with a spear through her head.
It did not elicit the response I was hoping for.
Why do you put cheese on a keyboard?
For the mouse!
Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse are getting a divorce. They're in court and the judge says "So Mickey, it says here you want to divorce your wife because you claim she's insane."
Mickey says "Oh no your honor, I didn't say she was insane. I said she's f*ckin goofy."