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Discussion in 'Basketball' started by Herndon, May 3, 2017.

  1. Herndon

    Herndon Starter

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    ignore
    Last edited: May 3, 2017
  2. GSII

    GSII All-American

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    Did u not see the thread already created?
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  3. patriot2000

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    I did not ignore this. I clicked on it and even commented. I'm a Maverick

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  4. Jack Strop

    Jack Strop Sixth Man

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    You're making a good case for yourself.
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  5. Quentin Daniels

    Quentin Daniels All-Conference

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    I sense some real potential for this thread.

    All it needs is a good Miley Cyrus heritage or touching rim type post to give it foundation and life.
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  7. Quentin Daniels

    Quentin Daniels All-Conference

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    What's you best "clean joke?" Something that's SFW in a mixed audience.
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    gmutom All-American

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    Dirty jokes are admittedly funnier, but my favorite clean joke is:

    Q: What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic?

    A: A person who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.
  9. Quentin Daniels

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    Just stolen.
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  10. Herndon

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    Did you hear about the thief who worked at the calendar factory? He got fired for taking a couple days off.
  11. Jack Strop

    Jack Strop Sixth Man

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    I was told this one by another patient when I visited a friend in the looney bin:

    A psychiatrist asks his patient, "So how long have you had these thoughts that you are actually a dog?"​

    The patient replies, "I don't know... I guess ever since I was a puppy."​
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  12. Quentin Daniels

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    I tried this one:

    What's black, white, and red and can't go through a revolving door?
    A nun with a spear through her head.


    It did not elicit the response I was hoping for.
  13. Vurbel

    Vurbel Hall of Famer

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    Why do you put cheese on a keyboard?

    For the mouse!
  14. Petey Buckets

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    Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse are getting a divorce. They're in court and the judge says "So Mickey, it says here you want to divorce your wife because you claim she's insane."

    Mickey says "Oh no your honor, I didn't say she was insane. I said she's f*ckin goofy."

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