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2017-18 Schedule Thread

Discussion in 'Basketball' started by GiantKiller_Co, Feb 9, 2017.

  1. MasonSAE4

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    Going to the SEC championship game Dec. 2 and then Mason/Auburn Dec. 3. Time to see how uninterested SEC girls are in me.
  2. MasonSAE4

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    I like how you were gone on us for a while there and then popped up at the first mention of munching box
  3. CHRISTOPHER JAMES JOLLAY

    CHRISTOPHER JAMES JOLLAY All-Conference

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    Oooh, can't argue with any of that...
  4. CHRISTOPHER JAMES JOLLAY

    CHRISTOPHER JAMES JOLLAY All-Conference

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    2008 Shelby Cobra. 500 horseys and pisses off the neighbors. Love it.

    Good points.
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  5. CHRISTOPHER JAMES JOLLAY

    CHRISTOPHER JAMES JOLLAY All-Conference

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    Literally every time I watch an SEC game I wonder why I didn't go to one of the schools.

    No, dude, hotties are interested in regular dudes down there. Just drop some $$$$$$$$$$$$
  6. gmujim92

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    My dream car. Gotta wait til my daughter is done with college, then I'm getting one too.
  7. MasonSAE4

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    What happens if I'm ugly AND poor?
  8. CHRISTOPHER JAMES JOLLAY

    CHRISTOPHER JAMES JOLLAY All-Conference

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    I guess you stay somewhat sober and just wait until some drunk good ol boy mistreats his girl and you beat the shit out of him and she is grateful.

    Now if you're ugly and poor AND weak, then I guess you just go to Crazy Horse or something.
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  9. CHRISTOPHER JAMES JOLLAY

    CHRISTOPHER JAMES JOLLAY All-Conference

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    Jeez, I guess you can't go to Crazy Horse if you're poor.

    How much do roofies cost nowadays?
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  10. gmujim92

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    There's always Rosie Palmer.
  11. MasonSAE4

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    Thankfully I'm poor by Nova standards but by Alabama standards I'm f*cking royalty
  12. CHRISTOPHER JAMES JOLLAY

    CHRISTOPHER JAMES JOLLAY All-Conference

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    Bahahahahha

    Although, for anyone reading this I have two words for you:

    Huntsville, Alabama

    If you're imfedded you know what I'm talking about. $$$$$$ Won't be poor there too much longer.
  13. MasonSAE4

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    If the girls at Auburn are half as good looking as the ones I saw in Tuscaloosa my girlfriend is on borrowed time
  14. Pikapppatri8

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    It has been a busy summer for work. Got new client in San Antonio, Texas.

    But let’s be honest — talking About tongue lashing the sweet panini is like putting the bat light in the sky and not having Batman show up on the roof.

    It’s my calling.
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  15. Pikapppatri8

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    Sweet talk them . Southern girls love a smooth talker. They think you have money and will show boobs just to see your reaction.
  16. gmujim92

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    Ole Miss still takes the title. The Grove during sundress season is a sight to behold.
  17. Pikapppatri8

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    Oh I built an office for my company in Huntsville. It’s a gold mine and the ladies are horny and frustrated. I am on the chamber of commerce in Huntsville and know the director of the BRAC Commision that is bringing in all the activity there. That place is hopping.

    And you can cut the vaginal tension with a sharp knife.
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    Have heard glorious things. U of Georgia and Athens is a pussy palace.

    Kentucky - Blondes are a dime a dozen here and have to put out since there are so many of them.
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  19. Pikapppatri8

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    Be careful you could lose the one you have for a batshit crazy hottie that you think is just there for one night but then you hear them banging on your door at 300 am on. Sunday morning with a crowbar in their hand.

    Can your girlfriend cook? If yes then put a ring on it.

    Unless she is ugly AND poor

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